sunday service

Date: 21-08-2010 5:07 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Efremfon
- at 21-08-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago)
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On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them.

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the same result - the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of them said quietly: "Ma'am, before you do that again, you really need to move your cat."

Posted: at 21-08-2010 05:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- negalways2001 at 21-08-2010 08:13 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm hope the cat didn't die oooh, because she can be arrested for that.
Posted: at 21-08-2010 08:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 21-08-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago)
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did the cat died¡??
Posted: at 21-08-2010 11:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Michro at 22-08-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Chei!
the cat go don dey crushed
Posted: at 22-08-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 22-08-2010 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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the cat don turn sauce lol
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 22-08-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-08-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 23-08-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:38 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 24-08-2010 10:00 AM (13 years ago)
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she don kill am
Posted: at 24-08-2010 10:00 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-08-2010 11:32 AM (13 years ago)
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she kill the cat ni?
Posted: at 24-08-2010 11:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Boladunni at 24-08-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Na wa o!
Posted: at 24-08-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- monasea at 24-08-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago)
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ok na,
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mykelly at 25-08-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago)
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the woman is a murderer
Posted: at 25-08-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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serves her right.. pur cat
Posted: at 25-08-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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