LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN !!!

Date: 21-08-2010 9:02 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs
- at 21-08-2010 09:02 PM (13 years ago)
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The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm,
and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'


Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate',
so she called on him for his offering.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so
big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried............   
 



Posted: at 21-08-2010 09:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 21-08-2010 11:29 PM (13 years ago)
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lol i am fasten eighted reading this joke
Posted: at 21-08-2010 11:29 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 22-08-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago)
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na wa oo
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- neossha at 22-08-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 22-08-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimaicon at 22-08-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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POSTED B4
Posted: at 22-08-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-08-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 23-08-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 24-08-2010 08:34 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheeeeeee
Posted: at 24-08-2010 08:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 24-08-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 24-08-2010 09:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 24-08-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago)
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hmm ok
Posted: at 24-08-2010 01:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mykelly at 25-08-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
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are you the teacher
Posted: at 25-08-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AVARTA at 25-08-2010 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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good 4 d teacher!
Posted: at 25-08-2010 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sydneyiyke at 25-08-2010 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-08-2010 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- frenzeecool_08 at 31-08-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 31-08-2010 06:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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