QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT BE ASKED IF YOU ARE A BLACK IN RUSSIA

Date: 25-08-2010 9:17 pm (13 years ago) | Author: kasheem
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- at 25-08-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago)
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     I have spent almost 2 years in Russia and everyday I get to know and understand them better.they have a lot of nice guys over here but also very stupid(sorry for using this word but I just had to)............ THIS WHAT I MEAN
                                                                                                                                                                                                              RUSSIAN:IS IT TRUE THAT YOU LIVE ON TREES IN AFRICA?
          MY ANSWER:YEAH IT'S TRUE AND YOUR EMBASSY TOGETHER WITH YOUR AMBASSADOR ARE ON THE HIGHEST TREE
          RUSSIAN:DO YOU SPEAK IN AFRICAN LANGUAGE?
          MY ANSWER:WHAT THE HELL IS AFRICAN LANGUAGE?AFRICA IS NOT A COUNTRY BUT A CONTINENT........AND WE SPEAK DIFFERENT LANGUAGES
          RUSSIAN:DO YOU HAVE GIRLS IN AFRICA?
          MY ANSWER:NO WE DON'T MY MOM IS A MAN AND MY DAD TOO AND THE GUY SAYS REALLY AND I SAY YEAH AND HE BELIEVES
          RUSSIAN:HOW DID YOU COME TO RUSSIA?
          MY ANSWER:BY FOOT AND IT TOOK ME 6 MONTHS(HE OPENS HIS MOUTH WIDELY IN ASTONISHMENT BUT BELIEVES)
These are the kind of Questions am asked almost everyday believe it or not.Please don't get me wrong these doesn't apply to all of them but the stupid guys............so guys don't be surprised when you come visiting and your asked such questions Grin Grin Grin Grin 

Posted: at 25-08-2010 09:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- kurupt419 at 26-08-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin concern me with russia, abeg make i comot
Posted: at 26-08-2010 12:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- maiyo at 26-08-2010 01:41 AM (13 years ago)
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their papa .good response 4rm you.
Posted: at 26-08-2010 01:41 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mallorca at 26-08-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago)
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laffin and rolling on the ground...poster nice respond from you
Posted: at 26-08-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ndjoe at 26-08-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago)
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guy thumb up for you man u sabi answer question jare them dey crazz
Posted: at 26-08-2010 03:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Treasure2 at 26-08-2010 08:22 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-08-2010 08:22 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bomsiluv at 26-08-2010 08:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Dis people dey crazy o. How dem tink sey we Africans dey live for tree? Bros, you try wella for your response.
Posted: at 26-08-2010 08:35 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bomsiluv at 26-08-2010 08:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on 26-08-2010 02:42 AM
laffin and rolling on the ground...poster nice respond from you

No throw away dat soup wey I keep for ground o.
Posted: at 26-08-2010 08:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngk at 26-08-2010 08:45 AM (13 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 26-08-2010 08:45 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mykelly at 26-08-2010 10:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Very funny indeed
Posted: at 26-08-2010 10:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ayomide5454 at 26-08-2010 10:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice Post, i like it. hahaha
Posted: at 26-08-2010 10:11 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- sweetgift at 26-08-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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LMAO....................................lol.......................hahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 26-08-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stico at 26-08-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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well i hav got some friends there they are not all the same like u said.
meanwhile nice response 4rm u there.i hav got a comedy job 4 u,if ur intrested call 0.1.34534887p
N50 per sec
Posted: at 26-08-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Rod10 at 26-08-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Bros, sometimes d way some of una paddy dey behave indecently 4 dem land fit make dem dey tink say na 4 tree ya people dey live o. Ah beg make we sef behave ourself! Truth dey dey bitter!
Posted: at 26-08-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- olay92 at 26-08-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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roflmao
Posted: at 26-08-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 26-08-2010 12:34 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahaha............good answers broda..............I cant just stop laughing............
Posted: at 26-08-2010 12:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Agatex at 26-08-2010 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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yes na tree we dey live on.
Posted: at 26-08-2010 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- slimromeo at 26-08-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago)
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they are realy stupid
Posted: at 26-08-2010 12:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mallorca at 26-08-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-08-2010 01:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- evilgenius at 26-08-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 26-08-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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