funny..yea?

Date: 09-10-2008 11:05 am (16 years ago) | Author: ♥♥Monee♥♥ Joshua
- at 9-10-2008 11:05 AM (16 years ago)
(f)
Okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.




One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.






The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.







Lettuce!!!























Tomato!!!























Lettuce!!!
























Tomato!!!
























Lettuce!!!





















Tomato!!!






















She screams.



















Lettuce!!!




























Tomato!!!





Whoa!!!








PULL IT OUT!!!














PULL IT OUT NOW!!!











I can't get pregnant!












Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!


 Smiley

Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:05 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
read it b.4 but still funie.
Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
ok ohhh
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
sheenor u dey over dig ohh
Posted: at 17-11-2009 12:33 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 17-11-2009 02:32 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
lol
Posted: at 17-11-2009 02:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 17-11-2009 04:26 AM (15 years ago)
(m)
na mayonaisse be that abi na....
Posted: at 17-11-2009 04:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
No nah akamu
Posted: at 17-11-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- LadyBig2009 at 17-11-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago)
(f)
i knew the joke b4 too but still funny....
Posted: at 17-11-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 18-11-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
mayonnaise on my face.... thats the real joke...
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-11-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 18-11-2009 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- vbyz299 at 18-11-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
hmmmmmmm
Posted: at 18-11-2009 06:48 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 19-11-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
(m)
Sweet one!!! I like it...
Posted: at 19-11-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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