''what cuss words really mean''

Date: 09-10-2008 11:26 am (15 years ago) | Author: ♥♥Monee♥♥ Joshua
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- at 9-10-2008 11:26 AM (15 years ago)
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what cuss words really mean
Lying to Your Child..phyuks You over! (Read This)
Nightmare*

The mom calls the husband a "bastard"

and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch"

and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?"

and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen"




and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my honeypot!"


So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and honeypot?"



His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a honeypot is a coat"

and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "shit"


and billy said "Dad, whats shit"

And then his dad says
"Well billy, shit is a type of Shaving cream "


and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "phyuk!"


and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats phyuk?"

"Well billy phyuk is a way of cutting the turkey"


and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says


"Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and honeypots,
my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen phyuking the Turkey"


 Wink Wink Smiley

Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:26 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- frenzeecool_08 at 9-10-2008 05:28 PM (15 years ago)
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na god catch the mama and papa, as them no fit teach Billy the truth
Posted: at 9-10-2008 05:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- khadijah at 13-10-2008 04:19 AM (15 years ago)
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haha......thats y children are curious.....
Posted: at 13-10-2008 04:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 13-10-2008 04:40 AM (15 years ago)
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hell yes we sure r curious
Posted: at 13-10-2008 04:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 13-10-2008 09:19 AM (15 years ago)
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No be billy fault, na d home training when he undertake...

Posted: at 13-10-2008 09:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 10:27 AM (15 years ago)
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billy is intelligent. he acted on what he was taught.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olahsupo at 13-10-2008 10:42 AM (15 years ago)
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LMAO, Billy is sharp, sensitive & intelligent he gat no fault.


@xbritaxxx  were you among the guests on that day Huh?
Well narrated tho Smiley
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 14-10-2008 02:20 PM (15 years ago)
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god catch Billy's bitches and bastard Grin Grin


really funny though.............. Grin

cant help imagining the look on their guest faces
Posted: at 14-10-2008 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 10:23 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 05:36 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 05:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 16-11-2010 07:14 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 07:14 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 16-11-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 16-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago)
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gud one but why d little boi only wan ask about the bad word e mate they ask better thing...

This is a lesson learn for parents and soon to be parents!
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ko
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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okokokok
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Ko @ Terry
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-11-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago)
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ok i don hear.ok?
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jonesblack at 16-11-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Ko I no hear
Posted: at 16-11-2010 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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