Riddle Riddle...What am I???

Date: 07-11-2007 9:47 pm (17 years ago) | Author: Chocotastiez
- at 7-11-2007 09:47 PM (17 years ago)
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This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The
functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually
found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action.  It boasts of a
clump of little hairy things at one end .

In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly
sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust
 in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly
and accompanied by squirming bodily movements.  Anyone found listening
 in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting
from the well lubricated movements.  When finally withdrawn, it leaves
behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need
cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long
glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing
 liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging
state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching
        its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

  WHAT AM I??

Posted: at 7-11-2007 09:47 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- myragonza at 10-11-2007 10:58 PM (17 years ago)
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toothpaste.....?!?!??!?!? Huh?

Posted: at 10-11-2007 10:58 PM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 12-11-2007 03:16 AM (17 years ago)
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oooopppsss....i meant toothbrush.....my bad.... Grin

Posted: at 12-11-2007 03:16 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vixenx at 12-11-2007 04:23 AM (17 years ago)
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damn..just as i was about to say that was wrong..then  you got it right!!!..lol..lol
Posted: at 12-11-2007 04:23 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- myragonza at 12-11-2007 11:15 AM (17 years ago)
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 Wink Kiss Grin

Posted: at 12-11-2007 11:15 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- genius at 14-11-2007 11:58 PM (17 years ago)
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lol...
Posted: at 14-11-2007 11:58 PM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- genius at 15-11-2007 12:06 AM (17 years ago)
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how about dis?

i Am Something..I Av 49 Brovas.We Both Stay In One House, we Die One By One..
When Ever I Crashed My Head Fire Comes out...
What Am I......{Mehn this is Easy}
Posted: at 15-11-2007 12:06 AM (17 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 15-11-2007 04:52 AM (17 years ago)
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sounds like matchsticks to me....hey i think u can post more of those riddles under the Forum Games...there is a Riddle Game there....which is more exciting.......

Posted: at 15-11-2007 04:52 AM (17 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nollylove at 11-05-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 11-05-2009 05:56 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 11-05-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago)
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i thought the answer to d first joke was dickson

Posted: at 11-05-2009 08:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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