A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present.
The Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering. Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driver and had this conversation with him: Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one. Not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria Island. Not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Cresent. Not No. 22, but No. 11. You will see a black gate, fling it open. You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is not that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically, hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929. It is not that one.
The Madza is very close to a regular Benz, the regular Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV that makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.
On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way to where I parked the M-Class. Very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar. Don’t touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open. You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red one contains dollars,10 million dollars. Don’t touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don’t touch it. The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s,100s,50s, 20s, 10s denominations. I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor.
Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water, and don’t forget to bring my change
Posted: at 28-08-2010 10:13 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
just2sexy at 28-08-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) (m)
u try small
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 28-08-2010 03:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 30-08-2010 05:09 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Kristiantus at 30-08-2010 10:16 AM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: federico on 29-08-2010 02:10 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 28-08-2010 03:16 PM
u try small
Watin be small..! the post try..infact d joke of the week.--driver you can keep the change.
abegii... if you na "remix joke of the week" i go hear that one... una no dey look inside constitution again?
@poster: see nwalady na efrebor J2S and fedeco dey use for you... this your joke don dey before - see am: (dis igbo people sef « posted : October 16, 2008, 10:26:49 AM » by coolbabe4few)
Posted: at 30-08-2010 10:16 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
"Those who will say nothing in the face of tyranny must endure the rule of idiots . All that you need for evil to triumph is for the good people to keep quiet and do nothing".
Posted: at 30-08-2010 02:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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