Teacher versus pupils

    TEACHER: Why are you late?
    WEBSTER: Because of the sign.

    TEACHER: What sign
    WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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    TEACHER: Lynda, why are you doing your math
    multiplication on the floor?
    CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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    TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
    JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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    TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
    SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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    TEACHER: George, go to the map and find South Africa.
    GEORGE: Here it is!
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered South Africa ?
    CLASS: George!
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    TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have
    today that we didn't have ten years ago.
    WILLIE: Me!
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    TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
    TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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    TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
    ELLEN: I is...
    TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
    ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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    TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
    JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
    same day, same time."
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    TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down
    his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
    it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
    ______________

    TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say
    prayers before eating?
    SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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    TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is
    exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
    ______________

    TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people are no longer interested?
    PUPIL: (The whole class chorused ) ; A teacher

   

Posted: at 28-08-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

very nice one

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Posted: at 28-08-2010 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

 

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Posted: at 28-08-2010 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

all posted b4  athough still love this.......TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down
    his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing
    it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
    JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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Posted: at 29-08-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol.......XD

Posted: at 30-08-2010 12:14 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!SO FUNNY

Posted: at 30-08-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

nice one

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Posted: at 30-08-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

9ice

Posted: at 30-08-2010 09:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

lurve it

Posted: at 31-08-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok

Posted: at 3-09-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac