Assert your self

Date: 01-09-2010 5:04 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly. "The undertaker."

Posted: at 1-09-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-09-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago)
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  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 2-09-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-09-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaha   wahala dey
Posted: at 2-09-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 3-09-2010 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Destinytalks at 17-10-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Onto wetin na....se d wife wan beat am ni?
Posted: at 17-10-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 18-10-2010 03:30 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL!!! very funny
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 18-10-2010 08:00 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2010 08:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-10-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin be ok
Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-10-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Haba..Na fight!!
Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-10-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago)
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my sister no be fight,i just dey joke.
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 18-10-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-10-2010 08:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Renewed at 18-10-2010 09:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Fine one... Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2010 09:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 18-10-2010 09:53 PM (13 years ago)
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i suggest the husband to resign his new status
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Posted: at 18-10-2010 09:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 19-10-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 18-10-2010 06:53 PM
my sister no be fight,i just dey joke.
Yea, i no....am also joking Cool
Posted: at 19-10-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- silkyme at 19-10-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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serious 1 4 dat mata
Posted: at 19-10-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 19-10-2010 12:19 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice joke
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