CLOCKS DON'T LIE

Date: 02-09-2010 5:07 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Saint kelechi
- at 2-09-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago)
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A man dies and g0es t0 heaven. He sees a huge wall of cl0cks behind st.Peter and ask: "what are these f0r?"st.Peter answer's: "th0se are lie cl0cks. Every0ne has 0ne. Each time u lie, the hands 0n ur cl0ck m0ves." "0h", says the man. "wh0se lie cl0ck is that 0ne?" that's m0ther teresa's, st.Peter replies. "the hand neva m0ves bec0s she neva t0ld a lie. "incredible", says the man. "wh0se 0wn is that 0ne?" Abraham linc0ln's"stpeter replies. The hand 0nly m0ve twice. He 0nly t0ld tw0 lies in his entire lif. "w0w!" says the man. S0 where are the cl0cks 0f the p0liticians fr0m NIGERIA? they are in JUSUS 0ffice, st. Peter replies. He's using them as ceiling fans.

Posted: at 2-09-2010 05:07 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- gimac at 2-09-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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wrong post.....gimac is back
Posted: at 2-09-2010 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- oyindabty at 2-09-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 2-09-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Treasure2 at 2-09-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 2-09-2010 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- gimac at 2-09-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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adm take note
Posted: at 2-09-2010 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ceejay58 at 3-09-2010 04:45 AM (14 years ago)
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hssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Posted: at 3-09-2010 04:45 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Treasure2 at 3-09-2010 07:53 AM (14 years ago)
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BRB
Posted: at 3-09-2010 07:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 3-09-2010 09:58 AM (14 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 3-09-2010 09:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- latmon at 3-09-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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that is interesting
Posted: at 3-09-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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i was not here!
Posted: at 3-09-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-09-2010 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4 jor
Posted: at 3-09-2010 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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