Nigerians in Heaven

Date: 10-10-2008 1:29 pm (16 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they've got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold.

Some folk are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their hairstyles."

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the...!, hold on one minute." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?"

The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.

After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!"

Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- orezo at 10-10-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago)
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hahaahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 


oboy nigerians! we too much!!!

Posted: at 10-10-2008 05:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-10-2008 07:02 PM (16 years ago)
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i say we go change hell
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-10-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-10-2008 07:02 PM
i say we go change hell


 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-10-2008 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-10-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago)
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WHEN DEVIL SEE STRONG THING, E NO BOW?
Posted: at 11-10-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 11-10-2008 09:14 PM (16 years ago)
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hehehehe
Posted: at 11-10-2008 09:14 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- hiddenpearl at 11-10-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago)
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Hahahahaha! OMG! That is some hilarious sh*t!
Posted: at 11-10-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 11:33 PM (16 years ago)
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GRAAAH....HAHHHHA...Dis is so fanny... u dey reason ooo

Posted: at 11-10-2008 11:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 12:30 AM (16 years ago)
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is freaking funny
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:30 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- odusoga at 12-10-2008 12:38 AM (16 years ago)
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that was lovely
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:38 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago)
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lovely please come again
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:36 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- olahsupo at 12-10-2008 04:36 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Nice
Posted: at 12-10-2008 04:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 10:29 PM (16 years ago)
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ok oooooooo
Posted: at 12-10-2008 10:29 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 12-10-2008 10:45 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on 12-10-2008 10:29 PM
ok oooooooo


OMG this is fantabolusicancalikilato. u got it?

Posted: at 12-10-2008 10:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 12-10-2008 11:04 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 12-10-2008 10:45 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 12-10-2008 10:29 PM
ok oooooooo


OMG this is fantabolusicancalikilato. u got it?


fantaboulousoooooooooooooooooooooo get it
Posted: at 12-10-2008 11:04 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- orezo at 13-10-2008 09:28 AM (16 years ago)
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We dey represent anywhere we go...

We no dey fail
Posted: at 13-10-2008 09:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 12-10-2008 10:45 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on 12-10-2008 10:29 PM
ok oooooooo


OMG this is fantabolusicancalikilato. u got it?


where and which dictioanary that english dey?
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:21 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 10:22 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 13-10-2008 09:28 AM
We dey represent anywhere we go...

We no dey fail
no be lie. 9ja no dey carry last!!!
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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naija 2 bad. only Nigerians fit do dat kind thing
Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago)
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even devil sef dey bow to us. we too much. FIRE DOWN 9JA!!!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 09:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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