THE SMUGGLER

Date: 10-10-2008 2:11 pm (15 years ago) | Author: EREZINA OYEGWA
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- at 10-10-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago)
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Joseph comes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The Customs official stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Garri", answered Joseph.

The Customs official says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The Customs official takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but garri.

He detains Joseph overnight and has the garri analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure garri in the bags.

The Customs official releases Joseph, puts the garri into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The Customs Official asks, "What have you got?"

"Garri", says Joseph.

The Customs official does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but garri. He gives the garri back to Joseph, and Joseph crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years. Finally, Joseph doesn't show up one day and the Customs official meets him in a beer palour in Cotonou.

"Hey, my friend," says the Customs official, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about..... I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Joseph sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

Posted: at 10-10-2008 02:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Abbybabe at 10-10-2008 02:18 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-10-2008 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 06:53 PM (15 years ago)
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wise man, but is it worth the stress, and trouble?
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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if it's not worth it, e for don stop na. so the guy dey hammer for the runs na
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Hahahaha. Joseph na real bad guy. Rezi nice joke... Its so funny...LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 03:20 PM
Hahahaha. Joseph na real bad guy. Rezi nice joke... Its so funny...LOL
thank you bros
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 10-11-2008 05:17 PM
Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 03:20 PM
Hahahaha. Joseph na real bad guy. Rezi nice joke... Its so funny...LOL
thank you bros

My guy fire down ooh...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:47 PM (15 years ago)
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i hear you oh. na GOD
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 07:49 PM (15 years ago)
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your head dey rise? find us another joke u hear. Nice one sha!!
Posted: at 10-11-2008 07:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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with people like you i get hope na? Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Why? i tear ur yash?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 08:34 PM (15 years ago)
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you fit reach my feet?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago)
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cos u mess? abi why?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 08:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 11-11-2008 01:47 PM (15 years ago)
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the joke is funnie

Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 11-11-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 13-10-2008 06:53 PM
wise man, but is it worth the stress, and trouble?

Joseph no get stress at all. He like am like dat...LOL
Posted: at 11-11-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 11-11-2008 02:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 11-11-2008 01:47 PM
the joke is funnie

hahahaaaaa R-E-Z-I,,.. u too funny ooo...chei...HAHAHAHAAA Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 02:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 11-11-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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...good one,I just can't stop laughing loud.
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 11-11-2008 03:06 PM (15 years ago)
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u sure say u laugh cos i never see say u laugh tire..na oniye cos ur comment u put am for thee chei!!! alagba methodist!!! Grin
Posted: at 11-11-2008 03:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 11-11-2008 03:06 PM
u sure say u laugh cos i never see say u laugh tire..na oniye cos ur comment u put am for thee chei!!! alagba methodist!!! Grin
leave onyi alone na. dem tie your navel join her name?
Posted: at 11-11-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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