What religion is your bra?

my ribs are almost in pieces, now I know what to look out for when getting getting her a gift on her next birthday.

A man walked into the ladies department of a large department store and shyly walked up to  the counter and said that he would like to buy a bra for his wife. The clerk asked what type of bra.

”Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually,  even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to  choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and  the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally baffled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple,

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountain's out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to  define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A}  ~  Almost Boobs ~
{B} ~  Barely there ~
{C} ~  Can't Complain! ~
{D} ~  Dang! ~
{DD} ~Double dang! ~
{E} ~  Enormous! ~
{F} ~  Fake. ~
{G} ~  Get a Reduction !. ~
{H}  ~ Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !! ~