How did i get here?

Date: 10-10-2008 4:35 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 10-10-2008 04:35 PM (16 years ago)
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One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin.

"How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you,Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.

"Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:35 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- zie85er at 10-10-2008 06:21 PM (16 years ago)
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hehehehe.poilt brat

Posted: at 10-10-2008 06:21 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 06:17 PM (16 years ago)
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who teach am about sex. this world don crash if little girl know wetin  dem dey call sex
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago)
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abi oo

Posted: at 1-01-2010 10:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 1-01-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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omo men! very funie!!!!

Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 1-01-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago)
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tnx

Posted: at 1-01-2010 12:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 1-01-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 1-01-2010 03:30 PM (14 years ago)
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the spoilt brat.....
Posted: at 1-01-2010 03:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- big_gab at 1-01-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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guy children of dis days 2know pas their mama&papa
Posted: at 1-01-2010 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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been said
Posted: at 1-01-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 1-01-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago)
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That girl na small witch
Posted: at 1-01-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago)
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and u be small wizard
Posted: at 1-01-2010 04:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 1-01-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Baby interrogator...
Posted: at 1-01-2010 04:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 1-01-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago)
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criminal baaby
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 1-01-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 1-01-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago)
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u don high?

Posted: at 1-01-2010 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-01-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Good one

Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 1-01-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 1-01-2010 11:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 2-01-2010 05:42 AM (14 years ago)
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how did i get here sef?

Posted: at 2-01-2010 05:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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