Password rejected

Date: 10-10-2008 4:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 10-10-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in.

"P, E, N, I, S, "

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****

Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 10-10-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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which kind password you want?
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- keveen at 11-10-2008 05:57 AM (15 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 11-10-2008 05:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 11-10-2008 06:43 AM (15 years ago)
e for make am ... PENISFORhoneypot ... e for no reject
Posted: at 11-10-2008 06:43 AM (15 years ago) |
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago)
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dry
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 14-10-2008 12:24 PM (15 years ago)
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why? u like long joystick? i see,
Posted: at 14-10-2008 12:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bizo78 at 14-10-2008 12:35 PM (15 years ago)
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girl dat is crazy Cheesy
Posted: at 14-10-2008 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 14-10-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: crank-me-up on 11-10-2008 06:43 AM
e for make am ... PENISFOR ... e for no reject

maybe he would have typed "BAKASSI PENINSULA"
Posted: at 14-10-2008 12:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baresi_moi at 14-10-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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johnthomas would have been long enuff....hehe
Posted: at 14-10-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- corah2 at 15-10-2008 03:00 PM (15 years ago)
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really crazy
Posted: at 15-10-2008 03:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scholly at 17-10-2008 03:02 PM (15 years ago)
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what type of pass word is that,pepe pawpaw. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 17-10-2008 03:02 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 17-10-2008 11:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: scholly on 17-10-2008 03:02 PM
what type of pass word is that,pepe pawpaw. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
na password for the computer. you suggest your own na Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-10-2008 11:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elizatops at 18-10-2008 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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the computer rejest the password cos the man joystick too long
Posted: at 18-10-2008 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 18-10-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: elizatops on 18-10-2008 04:25 PM
the computer rejest the password cos the man joystick too long
na so dem tell you abi na the remix of the joke na im you read? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2008 09:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sillbaby27 at 19-10-2008 02:54 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 19-10-2008 02:54 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kelvinkams at 20-12-2009 04:52 AM (14 years ago)
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that was hot.keep it up
Posted: at 20-12-2009 04:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 20-12-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago)
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Guy stop digging up jokes nah
Posted: at 20-12-2009 05:42 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- adedupcy at 20-12-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago)
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////
Posted: at 20-12-2009 02:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 21-12-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: frenzeecool_08 on 13-10-2008 06:04 PM
dry

 Undecided Undecided Undecided :-\says who?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 21-12-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 21-12-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ROTFLWKMD
Posted: at 21-12-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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