discharged shooting himself in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
doctor.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that
you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very
little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done
to your penis which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to
refer you to my sister."
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a
plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Boston
Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't piss in your eye."
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