MY BOYFREIND IS STUCK

Date: 15-09-2010 11:22 am (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 60 off came the pants.

At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He sveered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.

"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.

Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies: "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

Posted: at 15-09-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 15-09-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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dis is nice. u should have break it down like dis
the man looked at the shoe and was surprise if a man can go deeper dis way he is indeed a goner.
Posted: at 15-09-2010 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 16-09-2010 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-09-2010 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 16-09-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 16-09-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-09-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 17-09-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-09-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 19-09-2010 11:55 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- UncleSchu at 20-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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NOT GOOD FOR THE SMALL ONES
Posted: at 20-09-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- desiresluv20 at 21-09-2010 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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yep...
Posted: at 21-09-2010 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vividy at 21-09-2010 08:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 16-09-2010 02:44 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-09-2010 08:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- DiannaB at 22-09-2010 05:16 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 22-09-2010 05:16 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 26-09-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 15-09-2010 04:17 PM
dis is nice. u should have break it down like dis
the man looked at the shoe and was surprise if a man can go deeper dis way he is indeed a goner.
nice one editor
Posted: at 26-09-2010 04:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 28-09-2010 04:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 26-09-2010 04:05 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 15-09-2010 04:17 PM
dis is nice. u should have break it down like dis
the man looked at the shoe and was surprise if a man can go deeper dis way he is indeed a goner.
nice one editor
NA YOU TALK AM OH
Posted: at 28-09-2010 04:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-09-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 28-09-2010 04:34 PM
Quote from: federico on 26-09-2010 04:05 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 15-09-2010 04:17 PM
dis is nice. u should have break it down like dis
the man looked at the shoe and was surprise if a man can go deeper dis way he is indeed a goner.
nice one editor
NA YOU TALK AM OH

na watin she be..i get novel way she go come help me edit for my private chamber later today...
Posted: at 29-09-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 29-09-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 29-09-2010 05:34 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Ol boy !

Guy you try, keep it coming. Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 01:55 AM
Quote from: Moshaden4real on 28-09-2010 04:34 PM
Quote from: federico on 26-09-2010 04:05 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 15-09-2010 04:17 PM
dis is nice. u should have break it down like dis
the man looked at the shoe and was surprise if a man can go deeper dis way he is indeed a goner.
nice one editor
NA YOU TALK AM OH

na watin she be..i get novel way she go come help me edit for my private chamber later today...
editor in chief baba... Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol
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