Newly wedded couples

Date: 15-09-2010 3:50 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Kenny Lee
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- at 15-09-2010 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent their
first wedding night with the young man's parents.  In the morning, his
mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast including freshly cut
flowers from her garden and gourmet food.

She went to the bottom of the stairs and called everyone to come down to
breakfast.  Everyone came down, except the newlyweds.
After a long wait, the family ate without them.

The mother said, "I wonder why they never came down to eat?"

The groom's young brother said, "Mommy, I think..."

"Oh, shut up!  I don't want to hear what you think!" said the mother, not
wanting to hear any inappropriate comments from the eight-year-old.

At lunch time, the mother again prepared a wonderful spread and again
called the young couple to eat.  Five minutes went by and she called
again.
After another long wait, the family proceeded to eat.

As she was cleaning the table, mother once again said, "I wonder why they
never came down to eat?"
Once again, the younger brother started to speak, but mother immediately
shut him up.

At dinner the same thing happened.  After the meal, mother once again
questioned why they had not come down to eat all day.
The young lad once again said, "Mommy I think..."

"Well, what is it that you think?" asked the mother rather testily.

"I think that when my big brother came down to get the Vaseline last
night, he got my model airplane glue instead!"

Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- frenzeecool_08 at 15-09-2010 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Won ti lepo
Posted: at 15-09-2010 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- graciouslove at 15-09-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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....funny....
Posted: at 15-09-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kennycynth at 15-09-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago)
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frenze wat of rezy & the rest i've not been seeing them
Posted: at 15-09-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fjoeaug at 15-09-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago)
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WTF!!!! very funny Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simistaz at 15-09-2010 09:19 PM (13 years ago)
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dats funny you know.lol
Posted: at 15-09-2010 09:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mykelly at 16-09-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Waoh
Posted: at 16-09-2010 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mykelly at 16-09-2010 01:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Waoh!!!
Posted: at 16-09-2010 01:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 20-09-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago)
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B2

Posted: at 20-09-2010 07:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 20-09-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Old but 4ny

Posted: at 20-09-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 20-09-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago)
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 20-09-2010 08:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 21-09-2010 03:45 AM (13 years ago)
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sh**
Posted: at 21-09-2010 03:45 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-09-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 21-09-2010 03:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 23-09-2010 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennycynth on 15-09-2010 08:17 PM
frenze wat of rezy & the rest i've not been seeing them
Haven't seen them here for a while, thy probably have bin busy with other things. Some other guys are now running the show here
Posted: at 23-09-2010 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeeeee

Posted: at 25-09-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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i think they are glued.
Posted: at 28-09-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 11-10-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Glued for life
Posted: at 11-10-2010 06:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rebbie at 11-10-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 ;Dhahaha dat was reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud.
Posted: at 11-10-2010 07:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-10-2010 09:43 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toinsauller at 13-10-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 13-10-2010 03:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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