18 Similarities Between Women and Computers

Date: 11-10-2008 11:32 pm (14 years ago) | Author: MIRABELA
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- at 11-10-2008 11:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Before you read any further, please note that this is not a piece out to damage or cut down the important role of women in our society. Read below only as humor and nothing more. These are intended solely for a good laugh. Women are unique in many ways (and by this I mean different than men) am a lady and its this specific uniqueness or certain traits that I refer to when likening a woman to a personal computer. Do not get offended; it is intended to create a smile.

1) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.

2) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.

3) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.

4) Computers are just like women: after you have gotten used to them and cannot do without them, you discover that one is not enough.

5) Some computers, like some women, serve many people.

6) You can work miracles with both by gently using your fingers if you only know the proper code.

7) If you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.

Cool Just like a computer, the one who runs her has more privileges than just anyone else who is just running her.

9) When there are short-circuits of electricity, they shut you off and then you cannot always return to what was before the short-circuit.

10) Normally, they are available and receptive in the night, but it’s a lot better when they are available and receptive in the morning.

11) When you are, at last, sure that they will do what you wanted, they go off and do something else.

12) The only thing that you predict about the future with them is that they will react unpredictably.

13) Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more.

14) A woman is just like a computer: you are happy with what you have but when you see what your friends have got, you are sure you want what they have.

15) Women are like computers in that no matter how much you improve and put into them, they only improve for a short time and then go back to their same old pace.

16) Women are like computers in that every day a new program comes out promising to revolutionize your knowledge and use of them, but after spending a lot more cash you realize that none of them work better than the old one you had before.

17) Women are like computers: you always want what others have and they want what you have but you cannot switch even for a trial basis.

18) Women are like computers in that when you get them you are sure that they are the best. But when the days go back, you wonder why you did not get them with a replacement note.


Posted: at 11-10-2008 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- keveen at 11-10-2008 11:51 PM (14 years ago)
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Item # (7) .... Is a confirmation that Women do more of double-dating than Men!... I dey advise una wey be guys now, no put ur babe for Standby, cuz she'll go off!

Posted: at 11-10-2008 11:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackbeauty005 at 12-10-2008 12:00 AM (14 years ago)
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hahahaha u no well ooo kev... najoke i dey talk no carry am pass here oooo

Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:00 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- anuel76 at 12-10-2008 08:36 AM (14 years ago)
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lol so funny..... so na so
Posted: at 12-10-2008 08:36 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- realgood at 12-10-2008 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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so funny BB005
 no  19 virus also attack the computer and woman
men u b carefull
Posted: at 12-10-2008 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- philomena87 at 12-10-2008 01:29 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahhaha my dear beauty ..
u dey oo hahhaha na wa oo
we women...
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 12-10-2008 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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no 20} Computer use antivirus and Ladies as well has antivirus ~ lol Roll Eyes
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- realgood at 12-10-2008 01:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 12-10-2008 01:37 PM
no 20} Computer use antivirus and Ladies as well has antivirus ~ lol Roll Eyes
wt is the name of woman antivirus
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- olahsupo at 12-10-2008 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Women antivirus...



hmnnn man power Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-10-2008 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- realgood at 12-10-2008 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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21) both computer and women are use for browsing by men
Posted: at 12-10-2008 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheeroz at 12-10-2008 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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I don't agree wit any of dis....
Posted: at 12-10-2008 03:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jdicky at 12-10-2008 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hello sheeroz y the disagreement? thats true women re lik computer
Posted: at 12-10-2008 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Lokomotiv at 13-10-2008 01:23 AM (14 years ago)
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21. GARBAGE IN--GARBAGE OUT. It's what U give a computer it gives back. Na wetin Man put inside Woman she dey bring OUT, abi na lie?
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:23 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Tiwatope at 13-10-2008 08:37 AM (14 years ago)
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true TALK...Naija Ninjas...
Posted: at 13-10-2008 08:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- atung at 13-10-2008 01:25 PM (14 years ago)
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just like computers you find out that you have to constantly buy accessories for the woman.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:25 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- obiboi at 13-10-2008 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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no b lie babe.some times u go type ur password dem go tell u say its invalid,cos person don bypass am go change am
Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- TVirus at 13-10-2008 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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no 22 unget tired of computer wen u spent too much time with it so are women haaaaaa Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- walerian at 13-10-2008 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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no 23 just like u need to upgrade ur computers, women needs to be upgraded wit time too. lol
Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- realgood at 13-10-2008 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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no 24 bothe computer and women has model
Posted: at 13-10-2008 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- SAmyrocko at 13-10-2008 05:15 PM (14 years ago)
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NA WA OO Grin

Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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