Bible researchers

Date: 21-09-2010 4:57 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OBINNA
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- at 21-09-2010 04:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Some Bible researchers interviewed Ibo, Yoruba,and Hausa & Niger Delta folks to know what they would rather change in the Bible if they were given the chance.

The Hausa man said 'walahi talahi, the adulteress whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned ...'

The Ibo man said, 'Nna, I can't really understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short he is not a good businessman. '

The Yoruba man said, 'Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the 'aso-ebi'. At least he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' before performing His miracles.

And guess what the Niger-Delta man (Ijaw, Itsekiri, Urobo) said,"Ewedo, we would've kidnapped Jesus & demanded for ransom, rather than leaving Him to be sold by Judas Isi-carrot.

Posted: at 21-09-2010 04:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- sunday_dele at 22-09-2010 10:28 AM (13 years ago)
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dat is people 4 u
Posted: at 22-09-2010 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 22-09-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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I dey run ooo!

Posted: at 22-09-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-09-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Me too
Posted: at 22-09-2010 11:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-09-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Who wan kidnap u?

Posted: at 22-09-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-09-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 22-09-2010 12:12 PM
Who wan kidnap u?
heheheheheheheheeee!!!..Na Militant.ooo
Posted: at 22-09-2010 12:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MandateofGod at 22-09-2010 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
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na running galore
Posted: at 22-09-2010 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donmicheal at 23-09-2010 04:32 AM (13 years ago)
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i join 4 the race oh...............
Posted: at 23-09-2010 04:32 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- thom at 23-09-2010 05:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 23-09-2010 05:18 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 23-09-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago)
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I run join
Posted: at 23-09-2010 09:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-09-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tambeiort at 23-09-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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exactly, ibo man say gbam. u try. Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-09-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Rhodami at 23-09-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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na way oooooh abeg make l join una Smiley
Posted: at 23-09-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- nellkiss at 23-09-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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lol Grin Grin sister i dey ur back oh
Posted: at 23-09-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ilanse at 24-09-2010 12:07 AM (13 years ago)
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make una the run the go no come back ooo
Posted: at 24-09-2010 12:07 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Donmicheal at 24-09-2010 02:07 AM (13 years ago)
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brb..........
Posted: at 24-09-2010 02:07 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 24-09-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago)
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i dey fly comot 4 here, naija roads no good 4 me 2 run...
Posted: at 24-09-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-09-2010 09:38 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 24-09-2010 05:38 AM
i dey fly comot 4 here, naija roads no good 4 me 2 run...
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-09-2010 09:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cashlandking at 24-09-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago)
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where all of una dey run go abi una be Jesus wey they won kipnap.......if they kidnap una sef how much ransom u na worth sef?
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- mykelly at 24-09-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice joke
Posted: at 24-09-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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