Take Note of These 10 Tips If You Dont Want To Remain Poor

Date: 22-05-2020 12:16 pm (2 years ago) | Author: kacy lee
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THESE TIPS ARE ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR
1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated". How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions

6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness._* Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich. Blame COVID-19 and the lockdowns

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the congregation with your trendy fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive

9. Get yourself a nice Classic second hand car that costs more than three times your yearly salary and start paying back the loan

10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent._* They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer. That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age.

When you do the direct opposite of the above tips, then be sure of success in escaping abject poverty.
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GOOD LUCK. - from Start A Business


Posted: at 22-05-2020 12:16 PM (2 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- fineboy77 at 22-05-2020 01:12 PM (2 years ago)
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Correct

Posted: at 22-05-2020 01:12 PM (2 years ago) | Hero
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- FloxyB at 22-05-2020 05:15 PM (2 years ago)
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Good analysis with fact
Posted: at 22-05-2020 05:15 PM (2 years ago) | Upcoming
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