Smart man

Date: 25-09-2010 3:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Sound Girl.
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- at 25-09-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago)
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A man lost his dad so he asked a carpenter to build a casket. Unfortunately, the carpenter didn't finish the work until the morning of the burial and that made the man behind schedule. He knew his village people must be waiting for him so he immediately boarded a car with the casket. But then, there was heavy traffic on the way and the policemen on their check point made it worse. He knew he'll be so late if he waited so he thought up something immediately. Next thing, he jumped down the car with the casket on his head and walked towards the policemen. People were wondering what was happening as the man made his way down to the check point. The policemen asked him, "ehe? Wetin? What is it?" And the man replied, "please i don't like where i was buried, i'm relocating". No be their eye dem take clear road. Everybody ran away and the man drove past.

Posted: at 25-09-2010 03:22 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- federico at 26-09-2010 12:44 AM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 26-09-2010 12:44 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- TyBarlz7 at 26-09-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha .. funny
Posted: at 26-09-2010 02:42 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 26-09-2010 03:48 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-09-2010 03:48 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 12:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 28-09-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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You try no be small... if I dey there self, I go run faster than usain bolt
Posted: at 28-09-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 28-09-2010 10:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Lwkmd!
Posted: at 28-09-2010 10:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 29-09-2010 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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lmao...funny
Posted: at 29-09-2010 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-09-2010 01:32 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Harnon on 28-09-2010 10:57 PM
Lwkmd!
fyne babe
Posted: at 29-09-2010 01:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 29-09-2010 03:57 AM (13 years ago)
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I know.lmao! Thanks.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 03:57 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 29-09-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 29-09-2010 06:58 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 10:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 01:32 AM
Quote from: Harnon on 28-09-2010 10:57 PM
Lwkmd!
fyne babe
Grin Grin Grin
bad boy.... Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Harnon on 29-09-2010 03:57 AM
I know.lmao! Thanks.
you know wetin?
dis one go turn you upside down o. Grin
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Harnon on 29-09-2010 03:57 AM
I know.lmao! Thanks.
make we enter the place..
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 29-09-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Hehehe. Na where be the place?
Posted: at 29-09-2010 03:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?....
abegi, make una two no come add to the population wey dey for this room oo...
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Harnon at 29-09-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Lwkm. No dear. Nothing dey/go happen.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-09-2010 05:21 PM (13 years ago)
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u sure..something go happen ohh
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 29-09-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago)
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No be me and you.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehe....
gud girl... just dey run far away from am....
Posted: at 29-09-2010 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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