Thief machine

Date: 13-10-2008 2:33 pm (15 years ago) | Author: paul usman
- at 13-10-2008 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Please don't laugh loud. In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen....

Posted: at 13-10-2008 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- orezo at 13-10-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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me i must laugh out loud 4 dis one ohhh!

dis is so funny!!!

abeg my guy u try. na ur joke i enjoy pass today...

enuff Gbosa for u...
Posted: at 13-10-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago)
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in the original version. the machine and the owners were stolen before it could be put to test.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 03:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cindymor_m at 13-10-2008 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Nawa oh so u mean say 4 nigeria the machine no even catch one thief. me i must laugh very very loud.
it mean say we get sense pass oyibo them
Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- cindymor_m at 13-10-2008 05:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Nawa oh so u mean say 4 nigeria the machine no even catch one thief. me i must laugh very very loud.
it mean say we get sense pass oyibo them
Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 13-10-2008 05:52 PM (15 years ago)
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jeeezzzz man, dis is da funniest tin  i hav ever heard 2day
Posted: at 13-10-2008 05:52 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- joy79 at 13-10-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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thank u for making me laugh,this is really funny
Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- tunerokng at 14-10-2008 06:40 AM (15 years ago)
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hey man,u got me!so funny dat naija 4u.
Posted: at 14-10-2008 06:40 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 14-10-2008 12:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: cindymor_m on 13-10-2008 05:12 PM
Nawa oh so u mean say 4 nigeria the machine no even catch one thief. me i must laugh very very loud.
it mean say we get sense pass oyibo them

Na so na...
Posted: at 14-10-2008 12:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 14-10-2008 12:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Na so ohhh...
Posted: at 14-10-2008 12:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 14-05-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago)
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the wonders of naija
Posted: at 14-05-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stranz at 14-05-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago)
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the wonders of naija
Posted: at 14-05-2010 08:58 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- blesyn003 at 14-05-2010 10:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice but seen b4
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-05-2010 10:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Waste of cyberspace.i have seen dis ruff here many times
Posted: at 14-05-2010 10:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- owoh at 15-05-2010 12:26 AM (13 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 15-05-2010 12:26 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 15-05-2010 08:11 AM (13 years ago)
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who is digging this old jokes out? its illegal
Posted: at 15-05-2010 08:11 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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