My dog named sex

Date: 13-10-2008 3:34 pm (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 13-10-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ,  I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on.

When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ,  Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"

One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!"

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog."

Posted: at 13-10-2008 03:34 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- frenzeecool_08 at 13-10-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago)
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really nice one, i don laugh tire, make the guy rename im dog, or wetin man fit do. well i pity the guy cos he likes sex a lot, and sex has been putting him in trouble
Posted: at 13-10-2008 04:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- corah2 at 14-10-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago)
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ye opami ooooooooooooooooooo

wetin!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 14-10-2008 04:42 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chimaicon at 8-08-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago)
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just made my day.
Posted: at 8-08-2010 06:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ojeniyijohnson at 8-08-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Honestly it is a good work.
Posted: at 8-08-2010 09:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- cayico at 8-08-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe funny Wink
Posted: at 8-08-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 9-08-2010 12:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Sex!!! Sex!!! Sex!!! that sexy dog of a thing must be so stubborn to have its owner go through all this.. NICE ONE POSTER
Posted: at 9-08-2010 12:33 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 9-08-2010 02:37 AM (14 years ago)
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damn!!! i post this sex shit b4
Posted: at 9-08-2010 02:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tsin at 9-08-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago)
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veri funi

Posted: at 9-08-2010 10:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mistura at 9-08-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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fcuk up ooh.

veri funi

Posted: at 9-08-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 9-08-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago)
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lolzzzz
Posted: at 9-08-2010 12:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 10-08-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago)
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heheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!

Posted: at 10-08-2010 08:09 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- danielolatunji at 10-08-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago)
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hehehehhehehehe... i can't stop laffing... nice one poster
Posted: at 10-08-2010 10:01 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 10-08-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Beautiful
Posted: at 10-08-2010 10:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 10-08-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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still lafing !!

Posted: at 10-08-2010 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 10-08-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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welcome back omotola...beary funi
Posted: at 10-08-2010 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 14-08-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago)
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very nice!
Posted: at 14-08-2010 10:13 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- youngk at 14-08-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago)
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let have sex on the forum too.lol nice one
Posted: at 14-08-2010 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 14-08-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago)
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next time u buy ur self good dog .........
Posted: at 14-08-2010 03:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 14-08-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago)
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very very funny.
Posted: at 14-08-2010 04:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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