ATM

Date: 29-09-2010 3:00 am (13 years ago) | Author: FEMI BEN
- at 29-09-2010 03:00 AM (13 years ago)
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake

Posted: at 29-09-2010 03:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Arabmoney2 at 29-09-2010 07:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-09-2010 07:02 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-09-2010 10:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Brb.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 29-09-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)
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femaadinho, you don pass this one oo..
i sure say you sef go don see this post for here b4.
PB4.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 29-09-2010 10:48 AM
femaadinho, you don pass this one oo..
i sure say you sef go don see this post for here b4.
PB4.
abi..
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 10-10-2010 03:35 PM (13 years ago)
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that means what ?
Posted: at 10-10-2010 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 11-10-2010 01:09 AM (13 years ago)
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written b5
Posted: at 11-10-2010 01:09 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 11-10-2010 06:31 AM (13 years ago)
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seen b6
Posted: at 11-10-2010 06:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 11-10-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheee.
Posted: at 11-10-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- brizio at 12-10-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 12-10-2010 05:38 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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