An Angry Prisoner

9 years ago by: Qunodinga
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-- (f) at 29-09-2010 04:01PM

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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


-- Harnon (f) at 29-09-2010 04:05PM
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Lol. Old one though.
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-- federico (m) at 29-09-2010 04:11PM
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posted b4 sweety
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-- sophiebaby (f) at 29-09-2010 04:24PM
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 04:11PM
posted b4 sweety

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
pb4 odinga baby

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-- mykelly (m) at 29-09-2010 04:32PM
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is that so?
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-- federico (m) at 1-10-2010 01:03AM
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Quote from: qunodinga on 30-09-2010 05:03PM
ok. noted
now u can open ur eyes
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-- deguzman (m) at 4-10-2010 09:46AM
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stil fani
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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 18-06-2011 05:15PM
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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-- bodeniyi (m) at 18-06-2011 05:44PM
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b4 b4 b4 b4
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-- DaCutest (f) at 18-06-2011 05:48PM
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 Roll Eyes

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-- at 18-06-2011 05:50PM
 Undecided
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-- at 20-06-2011 12:48AM
 Undecided
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-- lanudja (f) at 20-06-2011 09:34AM
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Hah stephen why u dey stress am she say she don hear naa...
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-- 50scent (m) at 20-06-2011 06:42PM
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink

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-- tmaxdon (m) at 20-06-2011 07:43PM
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Very funny ! u try ....
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-- at 20-06-2011 09:55PM
 Undecided
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-- jeffrey4u (m) at 21-06-2011 12:15AM
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but sweety force na
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-- Fashalyn (f) at 21-06-2011 12:21AM
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hmm

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-- at 21-06-2011 12:41AM
emmmmmmmm
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-- just2sexy (m) at 21-06-2011 12:43AM
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posted b200

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