An Angry Prisoner

Date: 29-09-2010 4:01 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Qunodinga
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- at 29-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Harnon at 29-09-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Lol. Old one though.
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 29-09-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4 sweety
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 29-09-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 04:11 PM
posted b4 sweety

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
pb4 odinga baby
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mykelly at 29-09-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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is that so?
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-10-2010 01:03 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: qunodinga on 30-09-2010 05:03 PM
ok. noted
now u can open ur eyes
Posted: at 1-10-2010 01:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 4-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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stil fani
Posted: at 4-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-06-2011 05:15 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-06-2011 05:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-06-2011 05:44 PM (12 years ago)
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b4 b4 b4 b4
Posted: at 18-06-2011 05:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 18-06-2011 05:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-06-2011 05:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 18-06-2011 05:50 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 18-06-2011 05:50 PM (12 years ago) |
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- at 20-06-2011 12:48 AM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- lanudja at 20-06-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago)
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Hah stephen why u dey stress am she say she don hear naa...
Posted: at 20-06-2011 09:34 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 20-06-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 20-06-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tmaxdon at 20-06-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Very funny ! u try ....
Posted: at 20-06-2011 07:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 20-06-2011 09:55 PM (12 years ago)
 Undecided
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- jeffrey4u at 21-06-2011 12:15 AM (12 years ago)
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but sweety force na
Posted: at 21-06-2011 12:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 21-06-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 21-06-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-06-2011 12:41 AM (12 years ago)
emmmmmmmm
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- just2sexy at 21-06-2011 12:43 AM (12 years ago)
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posted b200
Posted: at 21-06-2011 12:43 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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