The police and The blonde

One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog,

tied  it under  the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for

something cold to  drink.


Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the  restaurant and  asked,

'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?
The  blonde said it was hers.


Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.
The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up  under that shade tree.


The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog
needs  to be  bred.'
 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread.

She  isn't hungry  'cause I fed her this mornin.'


The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand.
Your dog  wants to have sex!'

 The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

na too much cigar..