Daddy's car in the wood

Date: 15-10-2008 10:46 am (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 15-10-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago)
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go  into the woods.  Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother 
'Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane, '

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it
for supper time.  I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.  Johnny started his story, 'I was at the
playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.  Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy is away to work.'

Mommy fainted!
   
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:46 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- rezimero at 15-10-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago)
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na only this kind jokes you get sef. I'm sure you have posted no less than five versions of this type of jokes. Could you pls give us something different and more interesting than jokes about infidelity.
Posted: at 15-10-2008 10:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sue4u at 17-10-2008 07:05 PM (16 years ago)
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its tru, tola 'nother kinda joke'll b bettr
Posted: at 17-10-2008 07:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 20-10-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago)
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She try na...
Posted: at 20-10-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 06:47 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-10-2008 10:57 AM
na only this kind jokes you get sef. I'm sure you have posted no less than five versions of this type of jokes. Could you pls give us something different and more interesting than jokes about infidelity.
It is tru i have seen many of such jokes from u, but nevertheless u are still the gr8est. pls improve on that and fire on
Posted: at 20-10-2008 06:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-10-2008 11:21 PM (16 years ago)
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u are hot
Posted: at 29-10-2008 11:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 30-10-2008 09:21 AM (16 years ago)
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Omotola abi na wetin u call urself dem tell u say we wan give award to the best comedian 4 naija pals, if u no get wetin to talk wait o, abi na ur papa get this site
Posted: at 30-10-2008 09:21 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 30-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 15-10-2008 10:57 AM
na only this kind jokes you get sef. I'm sure you have posted no less than five versions of this type of jokes. Could you pls give us something different and more interesting than jokes about infidelity.

who be you, you no get your own problem, if you don't have sin u can cast a stone
Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 12:38 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 30-10-2008 05:38 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 15-10-2008 10:57 AM
na only this kind jokes you get sef. I'm sure you have posted no less than five versions of this type of jokes. Could you pls give us something different and more interesting than jokes about infidelity.

who be you, you no get your own problem, if you don't have sin u can cast a stone
see who dey talk. i know say you own sin na ocean liner (tanker) na im dem go take carry am. by the way who talk say she sin? read well b4 u comment
Posted: at 31-10-2008 12:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago)
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nok if u no talk say she sin why u dey complain. ok the joke water too pass gari ;d ;;]
Posted: at 31-10-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 03:05 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 02:02 PM
nok if u no talk say she sin why u dey complain. ok the joke water too pass gari ;d ;;]
e be like say you no dey read well b4 you dey comment. you hear say i talk say she sin?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago)
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u wan marry am, go carry am make u chop
Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 03:13 PM
u wan marry am, go carry am make u chop
u dey chop wetin u dey marry???
Posted: at 31-10-2008 03:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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ask again??? mumu
Posted: at 31-10-2008 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 05:17 PM
ask again??? mumu
guy your blood don dey hot oh. cool down you hear!
Posted: at 31-10-2008 05:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 08:34 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 31-10-2008 05:35 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 05:17 PM
ask again??? mumu
guy your blood don dey hot oh. cool down you hear!

I think say you get one air condition wey you wan fix for inside hell abi?? ok now i instruct you to give to the poor. no be like so u wan hear?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 08:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 09:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 08:34 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 31-10-2008 05:35 PM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 05:17 PM
ask again??? mumu
guy your blood don dey hot oh. cool down you hear!

I think say you get one air condition wey you wan fix for inside hell abi?? ok now i instruct you to give to the poor. no be like so u wan hear?
u dey ever dey think straight?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 31-10-2008 09:59 PM (16 years ago)
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u be stingy man, or na lie u no get any AC?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 09:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 31-10-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on 31-10-2008 09:59 PM
u be stingy man, or na lie u no get any AC?
i tell u say i get AC?
Posted: at 31-10-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 1-11-2008 10:43 AM (16 years ago)
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if u no get Ac why u dey ask if dem go fit fix Ac for hell fire, no be say na plenty ac u get for house or u think say our government wey no fit host world cup go com helep ur project dey go fit ac for hell wen people no chop beleful. ok think before you suggest.
Posted: at 1-11-2008 10:43 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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