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Date: 09-10-2010 12:05 am (13 years ago) | Author: JustenChuck
- at 9-10-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Posted: at 9-10-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 9-10-2010 01:19 AM (13 years ago)
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NTA would have been a better place to report this news..
Posted: at 9-10-2010 01:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 9-10-2010 04:06 PM (13 years ago)
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At poster.... you care to work at McDonalds?
Posted: at 9-10-2010 04:06 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- vantheo at 9-10-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Ehm........
Posted: at 9-10-2010 05:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 9-10-2010 06:56 PM (13 years ago)
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.............,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,',''''''''?
Posted: at 9-10-2010 06:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 10-10-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 10-10-2010 04:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Donabd at 10-10-2010 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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wasted page
Posted: at 10-10-2010 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Seyolat at 11-10-2010 12:11 AM (13 years ago)
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eya
Posted: at 11-10-2010 12:11 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Donmicheal at 11-10-2010 01:14 AM (13 years ago)
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abey news paper company dey find people oh
Posted: at 11-10-2010 01:14 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Doshe at 11-10-2010 10:17 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-10-2010 10:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 11-10-2010 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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...
Posted: at 11-10-2010 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-10-2010 04:43 AM (13 years ago)
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the thing funny oh...make una think an well
Posted: at 12-10-2010 04:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- preciousemma60 at 12-10-2010 08:54 AM (13 years ago)
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go tell STV
Posted: at 12-10-2010 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 12-10-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  9-10-2010 01:19 AM
NTA would have been a better place to report this news..
lol
Posted: at 12-10-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mydicksweet at 12-10-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago)
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I dont think i was ever here
Posted: at 12-10-2010 09:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Luvsylvia at 12-10-2010 10:51 PM (13 years ago)
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But Guys dis joke funny now, lets encourage peeps if we cant do better
Posted: at 12-10-2010 10:51 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 15-10-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 12:46 AM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 15-10-2010 12:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-10-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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abeg no pass again
Posted: at 17-10-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 17-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-10-2010 08:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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