POOR GUY

Date: 10-10-2010 12:43 am (13 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
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- at 10-10-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago)
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"  lOL

Posted: at 10-10-2010 12:43 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- alzai at 10-10-2010 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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dis man is phyuked.
Posted: at 10-10-2010 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Seyolat at 11-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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omo  Shocked
Posted: at 11-10-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Donmicheal at 11-10-2010 01:17 AM (13 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 11-10-2010 01:17 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 11-10-2010 09:25 AM (13 years ago)
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idi + ot 
Posted: at 11-10-2010 09:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 11-10-2010 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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plz plz plz plz plz plz
Posted: at 11-10-2010 10:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 11-10-2010 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Donmicheal on 11-10-2010 01:17 AM
seen b4
Posted: at 11-10-2010 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 11-10-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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formulate ur own joke.no post wetin person don post before
Posted: at 11-10-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 13-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 13-10-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4 naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted: at 13-10-2010 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-10-2010 06:02 PM
formulate ur own joke.no post wetin person don post before
Grin Grin Grin
truely naija... Grin
@poster: posted b4. copy cow. Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2010 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- soki4real at 13-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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SEE YA MOUTH
Posted: at 13-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 13-10-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheee... posted be jooorrrr...
Posted: at 13-10-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- segxi at 14-10-2010 05:17 AM (13 years ago)
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posted very well
Posted: at 14-10-2010 05:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donmicheal at 14-10-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago)
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use ur brain stop potocopying
Posted: at 14-10-2010 06:27 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- belindajustins at 14-10-2010 07:08 AM (13 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 14-10-2010 07:08 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 09:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Donmicheal on 14-10-2010 06:27 AM
use ur brain stop potocopying
Grin.
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:47 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dmnites at 14-10-2010 09:57 AM (13 years ago)
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abeg make una free am jari, nice joke
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:57 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-10-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 14-10-2010 05:17 AM
posted very well
Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2010 10:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FRANKEMY at 14-10-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago)
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the man is finish ohhhh...
Posted: at 14-10-2010 10:45 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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