MRS IJEBU

Date: 14-10-2010 2:20 am (13 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
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- at 14-10-2010 02:20 AM (13 years ago)
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1 old mama ws trveling to lag frm d east. They hv nt gone 4 up to 30mins whn she started shoutng inside d luxrious bus she boarded, 'conductor, ijebu-ode, ijebu-ode!" so evrbdy in d box told her to take it easy dat they stil hv a long way to go b4 they get to ijebu-ode. They also told her dat if they get to ijebu-ode t...hey wd inform her. So9hrs later, whn they gt 2 ijebu-ode, mama hd slept off & evrbdy hs 4gtten abt her. So whn they were jst entering lag at berger b/s, mama shouted agn ijebu ode, ijebu ode! Dat ws whn evrbdy realisd their mistake, & they agreed wth d driver to take d old woman back to ijebu ode bcos its all their fault. So on gettng to ijebu ode while evr1 ws expecting her to get down mama opened her purse, brought out her drugs, took them and said 'pls im sorry, my son said i should take my drugs if we get to ijebu ode. So lets continue on our journey'.
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Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:20 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- segxi at 14-10-2010 05:01 AM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-10-2010 05:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 14-10-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2010 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omoluv10 at 14-10-2010 07:47 AM (13 years ago)
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wonderful, welldone poster
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2010 07:47 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago)
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PB4..................
Posted: at 14-10-2010 09:46 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-10-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..nice one
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babatuneri at 14-10-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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great joke
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 14-10-2010 04:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Dis joke is good,top class!
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:50 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 14-10-2010 06:41 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehe... am still laughing
Posted: at 14-10-2010 06:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soki4real at 15-10-2010 02:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-10-2010 09:46 AM
PB4..................

This bro shaa!  Smiley
Posted: at 15-10-2010 02:36 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago)
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u try bt pb5
Posted: at 15-10-2010 02:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- soki4real at 15-10-2010 04:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: femaadinho on 15-10-2010 02:49 AM
u try bt pb5

Type BRB
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:30 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MIKESAMMY at 15-10-2010 07:46 AM (13 years ago)
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wahooooo that was a bomb good one  Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-10-2010 07:46 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 15-10-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: MIKESAMMY on 15-10-2010 07:46 AM
wahooooo that was a bomb good one  Grin Grin
shebi una don come again... carry your bomb go front o.. Angry
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:39 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 15-10-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: soki4real on 15-10-2010 02:36 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 14-10-2010 09:46 AM
PB4..................

This bro shaa!  Smiley
Grin Grin Tongue
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- silkyme at 15-10-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago)
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emmmmkekekelllleee um, laughin kelellelekerumm
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:49 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- felixomosexy at 15-10-2010 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Krist u dey fear bomb
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teewhy44 at 15-10-2010 04:58 PM (13 years ago)
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krist y u always doin dat? funny lmfao
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:58 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gomzy at 15-10-2010 06:30 PM (13 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 15-10-2010 06:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- vikkynaija at 15-10-2010 07:01 PM (13 years ago)
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u try guy, so waitin the people come do, am lookign forward for the part 2
Posted: at 15-10-2010 07:01 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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