DURING DINNER.........wahala dey oooooo.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist?? > "Hello, could you give me condom ..............??I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"?
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out he returns and says, "Give me another condom
because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always
crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me
and I think I might strike it lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is
leaving he turns back and says "Go on, give me one more
condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and
when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move?  During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.

"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you
gave us".
A minute later the boy is still praying "Thank you Lord for
your kindness.”Ten minutes go by and the boy is still
praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised
than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a
 pharmacist!"....

Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Nice joke, very funny but also a good lesson to all big mouth people who can not keep their mouth shot and for promiscuous people who can  not control their dick till proper time.

Boniface Akanimoh
www.marryquickly.com

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Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

old joke.

Posted: at 14-10-2010 01:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b1milion tyms

Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b20

Posted: at 14-10-2010 05:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b500, joke don finish???

Posted: at 15-10-2010 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

out dated joke

Posted: at 23-10-2010 01:40 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac