THOU SHALL NOT KILL

Date: 14-10-2010 12:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 14-10-2010 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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A lady walks into a drug store, tells d pharmacist she needs some cyanide. He asks her why? "To poison my husband". "Lord hv mercy, i cant give u, its against d law. Dey'll throw us both in jail & i wil lose my licence". D lady den reaches into her purse, brings out d picture of her husband in bed wit d pharmacist's wife & hands it to him. He looks at d pix & replies, "U shuld hv told me u had a prescription"

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- xter at 14-10-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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A very very old joke
Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-10-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Sis. this joke don old.oo Cool
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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e don over old sef...
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 14-10-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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CHAI
C JOKE WEN I FORM NOW NOW NOW
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 14-10-2010 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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my sister no mind them u try form old joke,keep it on
Posted: at 14-10-2010 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 14-10-2010 03:02 PM
my sister no mind them u try form old joke,keep it on
Grin
nope... she try form copy old joke... Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-10-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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4tocopy
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Doshe at 14-10-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Killjoy
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago)
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passing ohhh
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 15-10-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyeozo at 16-10-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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no b,old joke.sis no mind them. may be na grand papa be the pharm.
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 16-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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MY sister no mind them Jare
Abi no be ur hand u take do copy&paste wetn come be their problem nao
Thumb up jare
the best 4tocopy machine in NAIJA
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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onyeozo abi na onyeodo wen u reach here wey u wan dey tell us which joke don old or not.
Aw 9ce take sell dat photocopy ko easy song, 9ce wrong die.
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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no mind am joo
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 01:04 PM
MY sister no mind them Jare
Abi no be ur hand u take do copy&paste wetn come be their problem nao
Thumb up jare
the best 4tocopy machine in NAIJA NAIJAPALS
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

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Posted: at 18-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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