THOU SHALL NOT KILL

Date: 14-10-2010 12:29 pm (13 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
- at 14-10-2010 12:29 PM (13 years ago)
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A lady walks into a drug store, tells d pharmacist she needs some cyanide. He asks her why? "To poison my husband". "Lord hv mercy, i cant give u, its against d law. Dey'll throw us both in jail & i wil lose my licence". D lady den reaches into her purse, brings out d picture of her husband in bed wit d pharmacist's wife & hands it to him. He looks at d pix & replies, "U shuld hv told me u had a prescription"

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- xter at 14-10-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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A very very old joke
Posted: at 14-10-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-10-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago)
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Sis. this joke don old.oo Cool
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago)
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e don over old sef...
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:39 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 14-10-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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CHAI
C JOKE WEN I FORM NOW NOW NOW
Posted: at 14-10-2010 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 14-10-2010 03:02 PM (13 years ago)
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my sister no mind them u try form old joke,keep it on
Posted: at 14-10-2010 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 14-10-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 14-10-2010 03:02 PM
my sister no mind them u try form old joke,keep it on
Grin
nope... she try form copy old joke... Grin
Posted: at 14-10-2010 03:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-10-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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4tocopy
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Doshe at 14-10-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Killjoy
Posted: at 14-10-2010 04:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago)
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passing ohhh
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago)
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no comment
Posted: at 15-10-2010 08:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyeozo at 16-10-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)
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no b,old joke.sis no mind them. may be na grand papa be the pharm.
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 16-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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MY sister no mind them Jare
Abi no be ur hand u take do copy&paste wetn come be their problem nao
Thumb up jare
the best 4tocopy machine in NAIJA
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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onyeozo abi na onyeodo wen u reach here wey u wan dey tell us which joke don old or not.
Aw 9ce take sell dat photocopy ko easy song, 9ce wrong die.
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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no mind am joo
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 01:04 PM
MY sister no mind them Jare
Abi no be ur hand u take do copy&paste wetn come be their problem nao
Thumb up jare
the best 4tocopy machine in NAIJA NAIJAPALS
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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