Voice in the Kitchen

Date: 15-10-2010 10:27 am (13 years ago) | Author: Kay
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- at 15-10-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss was suspicious and decided to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Bakari as usual, drank from the wine and topped it up with water (to replace what he drank).

But unfortunately for him, immediately he added water the pastis became milky. And when the Boss came back and noticed it, he knew he had nailed Bakari. Bakari also knew that he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.

The Boss told his wife and said he would call Bakari to come and acknowledge his evil ways.

"Bakari!", he called from the sitting room.

Bakari answered: "Yes, Boss".

"Who drank my pastis?".

No answer.

The Boss asked again: still no answer.
Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there: "Are you insane or what? Why when I call you you say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question you don't answer me? "
Bakari retorted that "when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything at all, except your name"

"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, you stay beside Madam, while I'll go in the kitchen, and you will ask me a question ".

Bakari accepted.

The Boss went in the kitchen and Bakari shouted: "Boss".

He answered: "Yes, Bakari".

"Who goes into the maid's bedroom when the Madam is not there? "

No answer.

Bakari shouted again: "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

No answer.

Third time; "Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?"

The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders will never cease! Bakari, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name ".

Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- realnaijapal at 15-10-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Very funny. Bakari wan outsmart him boss.
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:49 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 15-10-2010 10:57 AM (13 years ago)
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i still like this... though its a very, very old joke on NP...
Posted: at 15-10-2010 10:57 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- silkyme at 15-10-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Smart boy, e b lyk say dis guy relate wit bodeniyi
Posted: at 15-10-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 15-10-2010 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: silkyme on 15-10-2010 01:42 PM
Smart boy, e b lyk say dis guy relate wit bodeniyi
Silky, you find me reach here again... wetin make you think say we relate???
Posted: at 15-10-2010 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 15-10-2010 03:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Kaymobol no jst mani kristaintus no  joke dey new for  own side, u try die jst keep ur figure cross meneeeeee
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moztayor at 15-10-2010 03:18 PM (13 years ago)
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He is lucky 2 av gentle boss
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 15-10-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on 15-10-2010 03:07 PM
Kaymobol no jst mani kristaintus no  joke dey new for  own side, u try die jst keep ur figure cross meneeeeee
Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
na true i dey alwayz talk ni. Tongue
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 15-10-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 15-10-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 15-10-2010 04:14 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahhehehehehe
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexylion at 15-10-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago)
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too funny
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 15-10-2010 04:51 PM (13 years ago)
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laff wan kill me oo
Posted: at 15-10-2010 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- segxi at 15-10-2010 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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me tooo
Posted: at 15-10-2010 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 15-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 15-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago)
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smart Bakari
Posted: at 16-10-2010 08:56 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Moshaden4real at 16-10-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: felixomosexy on 15-10-2010 03:07 PM
Kaymobol no jst mani kristaintus no  joke dey new for  own side, u try die jst keep ur figure cross meneeeeee
Don't mind him he is fond of that



Funny...Very funny
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Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kinkino at 16-10-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 12:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Even me no dey here anythin 4 kitchen
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kutikudaro at 19-10-2010 08:38 AM (13 years ago)
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 heheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yu v killed meoooooooo
Posted: at 19-10-2010 08:38 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 19-10-2010 10:01 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 09:15 AM
Quote from: felixomosexy on 15-10-2010 03:07 PM
Kaymobol no jst mani kristaintus no  joke dey new for  own side, u try die jst keep ur figure cross meneeeeee
Don't mind him he is fond of that



Funny...Very funny
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Grin
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see your head... go drink akamu jare. Cheesy
Posted: at 19-10-2010 10:01 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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