Funny women jokes

Date: 16-10-2010 12:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
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    * At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'
    * My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
    * After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.' The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.'
    * 'I never know how much of what I say is true.
    * A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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- segxi at 16-10-2010 10:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-10-2010 10:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 16-10-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 16-10-2010 10:36 PM
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Posted: at 17-10-2010 09:30 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 17-10-2010 09:43 AM (13 years ago)
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- terryworld at 17-10-2010 10:22 AM (13 years ago)
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 10:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 17-10-2010 10:22 AM
@arabmoney,u go tire oo
wetin go make me tire? U don dey talk any how
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