The greatest insult i have ever had from a woman goes like this............
I dey look this fine pretty sexily dressed mama. Like a prostitute from the hollywood movie.
I went straight to her....." you are very gorgeous honey" seeing her looks were not that gay, I decided to change tones quickly.
"Will you sleep with me for N100,000" I asked her innocently.
She smiled "Hello Handsome"
Now i was able to smile to and started filling for how much was really in my pocket.
"where you taking me hon" she said, locking her arm under mine.
Bemused and happy I cheekily asked. "will you take N20".
Suddenly she pushed me away and shouted "who do you think I am?"
"A prostitute" i replied.
She just started shouting and embarrassing me that she was on her way to church!!!
Posted: at 22-10-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac |
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