THE GREATEST INSULT FROM A... (Page 8)

Hope no be my Window yu dey ooo 

stop there or else...

u r a living testimony that a man can live without a brain, well my husband is not ur class and my son is too handsome to b coming out of ur disgusting mouth, i have come across decomposed bodies that r less offensive like you, you disgust, and i think i am too intelligent to b talking with someone with such low IQ i am sorry i am irritated, are u brain dead? as it not occured to u that i am not ur class,  u r depriving a village somewhere of an idiot, senile act ur age, if i say u r a vulture dat will b a joke bcos u r food for d vultures guy u disgust me big time, i dont know what makes u so stupid honestly ur  stupidity is extreme, tufiakwa u r impulsive i feel like throwing up, like i told u u r d worst idiot i have ever come across

Poster, your own insult no reach this one at all.eh.

calling me a 'bland' guy! glad my friend whom she was wit asked her 2 apologise or leave and she left. she was later charmed by my ingenuity in d written word and wen she saw me crowned as king of d dancehall @ parties back n med schl some 6yrs...

Guys, what's the greatest insult u've ever received from a woman?
Ladies, what's the greatest insult u've ever received from a man?

A lady has been troubling me to have an affair with her. I never new she was enticed by my height, she thought I will have a long d**k due to my height. After two complete months she troubled me, my friends adviced me to do it. Well, we got to the ho**l, and we had a little b*d play, but it was unfortunate that when  she needed me, she did not see what she expected. So IT'S THIS SHORT THING U'RE ALWAYS PROUD OF; she said, as she stood up angrily and set to go. Come on, u can't go like that, I replied.