PATRIOTIC NIGERIANS

Date: 18-10-2010 3:35 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Dr. Rukevwe Odjimogho
- at 18-10-2010 03:35 PM (13 years ago)
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One day, a Nigerian President had an argument with a U.S. President over the patriotism of their citizens. The Nigerian President maintained that Nigerians were more patriotic than Americans while the American President insisted otherwise. So they decided to do a small test. They took ten selected citizens each of both countries to the top of a high building with rescuers at the base of the building. The U.S. President took the lead. He announced to his fellow American citizens (who were now at the top of the building) that this was a test of loyalty and faithfulness to their country and so if they loved their country dearly they should jump down from the top of the building. Before he finished delivering his speech the ten American citizens had already jumped and were caught successfully at the base of the building by the Rescuers.

Nigeria's turn...
The Nigerian President made the same announcement as the U.S. President. 5mins past and no one had jumped...10mins...15mins...20mins...and down came only one Nigerian from the top of the building. The Nigerian President feeling so relieved that at least there was one patriotic Nigerian amongst them, proceeded to congratulate that one and to promise him all the good things of life for making his country proud. While he was talking to him, the Nigerian citizen who fell down looked up at his other citizens untop of the building and yelled at them: Abeg which of una push me from there?

Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-10-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaaha
Posted: at 18-10-2010 04:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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lol..nice one
Posted: at 18-10-2010 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rich_ekpo at 18-10-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 18-10-2010 05:01 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MandateofGod at 18-10-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok fine
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Renewed at 18-10-2010 07:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Thanks y'all...
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 18-10-2010 07:52 PM (13 years ago)
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laff wan kill me ooo,guy try
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 18-10-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 18-10-2010 07:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 18-10-2010 09:55 PM (13 years ago)
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chei see patriotism
Posted: at 18-10-2010 09:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Arabmoney2 at 18-10-2010 10:53 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 18-10-2010 10:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donabd at 25-10-2010 07:33 PM (13 years ago)
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nice one, but which of una push me laff?
Posted: at 25-10-2010 07:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 26-10-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago)
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Him! Grin
Posted: at 26-10-2010 10:18 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 26-10-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago)
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re-edited joke but it happen to be my joke of the week...KUDOS poster
Posted: at 26-10-2010 10:37 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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