TOO MUCH GRAMMAR (HOPE SAY OYINBO NO GO CAUSE KATAKA)

Date: 20-10-2010 12:41 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
- at 20-10-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 See, how people write .

It's murder of the English language. But extremely Funny.

Just Read It….

Leave Applications; )


'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'

 

·
 employee requesting leave for his daughter's wedding: 


'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'


·

'As my mother-in-law has  passed away  and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'


·
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'


·
An incident of a leave letter:

'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'



'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'


'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'


·
Covering note:

'I am enclosed herewith...'


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Another one:

'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'


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Actual letter written for application of leave:

'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.


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Letter writing:-

'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'


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A candidate's job application:

'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a '  Lawyer and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.



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Posted: at 20-10-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 20-10-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-10-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 21-10-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 20-10-2010 01:42 PM
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tanx jare
Posted: at 21-10-2010 05:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sholand at 21-10-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 21-10-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmajenic1 at 22-10-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Nice one Poster.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-10-2010 07:44 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Donabd at 25-10-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago)
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As i no fit laff for d joke, please pardoning me...
Posted: at 25-10-2010 01:32 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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