Advantages of Being a Woman

Date: 20-10-2010 5:05 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 20-10-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Advantages Of Being A Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Posted: at 20-10-2010 05:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- VICRAM at 21-10-2010 10:54 PM (13 years ago)
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right to ask for directions to a mans house at 12 pm what an advantage to walk at dawn 4 notghing..
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:54 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Bomber at 21-10-2010 11:02 PM (13 years ago)
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i like no. 24
Posted: at 21-10-2010 11:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-10-2010 08:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Let me add more advantages:

1. women mess (fart)  too much
2. they lie too much
3. pretending, and thats is the worst of all.
4. with their big ass, na only shit (feaces) full inside
5. Their b*****t looks like cow's udder.
6. cannot do without men
7. chew gum like goat chewing cud.
8. go for ashawo business when they are frustrated

but my sister no follow oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 22-10-2010 08:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 22-10-2010 10:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-10-2010 08:50 AM
Let me add more advantages:

1. women mess (fart)  too much
2. they lie too much
3. pretending, and thats is the worst of all.
4. with their big ass, na only shit (feaces) full inside
5. Their b*****t looks like cow's udder.
6. cannot do without men
7. chew gum like goat chewing cud.
8. go for ashawo business when they are frustrated

but my sister no follow oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 22-10-2010 10:05 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 22-10-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago)
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we are a special creature.
Posted: at 22-10-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 22-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago)
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8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.



omoh see wickedness  ....
Posted: at 22-10-2010 10:50 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-10-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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yes ooooooooo
we are all special creatures both boys and girls,
but males were carefully created thats why our shape is straight,
but females were carelessly created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape.
lol!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-10-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-10-2010 11:10 AM
yes ooooooooo
we are all special creatures both boys and girls,
but female were carefully created thats why we re special!!! Cool
but females were carelessly created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape.
Posted: at 22-10-2010 12:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-10-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago)
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i dey come
Posted: at 22-10-2010 12:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)
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okz! Grin
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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was here.
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 22-10-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago)
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oya i don com abeg na wetin una dey talk self?
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 22-10-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-10-2010 11:10 AM
yes ooooooooo
we are all special creatures both boys and girls,
but males were carefully created thats why our shape is straight,
but females were carelessly created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape.
lol!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

males were carelessly created thats why their shape is straight,
but females were carefully and wonderfully created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape and is unique
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 22-10-2010 01:18 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-10-2010 11:10 AM
yes ooooooooo
we are all special creatures both boys and girls,
but males were carefully created thats why our shape is straight,
but females were carelessly created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape.
lol!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

males were carelessly created thats why their shape is straight,
but females were carefully and wonderfully created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape and is unique
na lie... your own shape dey like "W".
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- silkyme at 22-10-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 22-10-2010 12:03 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 22-10-2010 11:10 AM
yes ooooooooo
we are all special creatures both boys and girls,
but female were carefully created thats why we re special!!! Cool
but females were carelessly created and thats why their shape looks like "S"shape.
so special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 22-10-2010 01:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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youself dey claim special... mcheeeeeeeeeeeewww.
Posted: at 22-10-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-10-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 22-10-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 22-10-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: AKIOLUFUNMILAYO on 22-10-2010 02:19 PM
Huh?Huh?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Tongue
Posted: at 22-10-2010 02:20 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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