A guy called his girl friend after she'ad graduated from the university and asked ''now that you'ad graduated,what next,NYSC?'', the girlfriend replied, ''no i dont like that course,it got to do with lots of mathematics that's why i didnt study it''. He took the girlfriend to a chinese restaurant,after the first and second course meals he asked,''how was the first course?'',she replied,'' i didnt pass that course because i refused to sleep with the lecturer handling it''. To a fast food joint he asked,''do you care for shawama?'',she responded,''no i dont like it because it contains alcohol ''. Sometimes some confidence can be destructive.
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:35 PM (13 years ago) (f)
i'm yet to understand what the hell i just read !
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:35 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago) (f)
@ hey mazi sweetie , i missed u oo
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:37 PM (13 years ago) (f)
xter...!!!!
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:37 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
A guy called his girl friend after she'ad graduated from the university and asked ''now that you'ad graduated,what next,NYSC?'', the girlfriend replied, ''no i dont like that course,it got to do with lots of mathematics that's why i didnt study it''. He took the girlfriend to a chinese restaurant,after the first and second course meals he asked,''how was the first course?'',she replied,'' i didnt pass that course because i refused to sleep with the lecturer handling it''. To a fast food joint he asked,''do you care for shawama?'',she responded,''no i dont like it because it contains alcohol ''. Sometimes some confidence can be destructive.
Roflmao! did you say the lady in question lacks self confidence? or am i missing something?
FAKE PROFILES DOESN'T BOTHER ME ONE BIT, UNLESS PEOPLE HIDE BEHIND THEM TO SPIT VENOM. SHOW THE BOLDNESS OF A LION NEXT TIME......USE YOUR ORIGINAL PROFILE!!
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:41 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: mazi on 21-10-2010 10:38 PM
DP....missed me? hmmm...i dnt think so. wit all these ur flirting b4 ma eyes?
off course i missed u..i just have to becareful how i show it..i don't want news reaching bck to erika
how u doing mazi
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:41 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: xter on 21-10-2010 10:40 PM
madam diplo how na?
i dey oo..how body?
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:41 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 21-10-2010 10:47 PM (13 years ago) (f)
Quote from: onyin on 21-10-2010 10:44 PM
Quote from: mazi on 21-10-2010 10:38 PM
DP....missed me? hmmm...i dnt think so. wit all these ur flirting b4 ma eyes?
lol.too many husbands.
hehehe onyin is that why u wanna snatch MDS from me
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 21-10-2010 10:47 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool 
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