A CHINESE COUPLE IN BED

Date: 24-10-2010 9:00 am (11 years ago) | Author: margareth
- at 24-10-2010 09:00 AM (11 years ago)
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An elderly Chinese couple was lying in bed.
"You used to hold my hands when we were in bed." said his wife.
Grudgingly the man held her hands for a few seconds.

"You used to kiss me good night before we slept." said the woman.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and turned away onto his side.

"You used to bite my ears before we made love." said the woman.
He jumped out of bed and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?"
"To get my teeth."
         By Mark Lui  Undecided

Posted: at 24-10-2010 09:00 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- emmajenic1 at 24-10-2010 10:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Nice one...
Posted: at 24-10-2010 10:07 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 24-10-2010 06:22 PM (11 years ago)
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4 encouragement sake.nice one

Posted: at 24-10-2010 06:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- kethey at 24-10-2010 06:33 PM (11 years ago)
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U try pass me
Posted: at 24-10-2010 06:33 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- steph85 at 24-10-2010 06:44 PM (11 years ago)
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Am I suppose 2 laugh
Posted: at 24-10-2010 06:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kaycee22 at 24-10-2010 06:45 PM (11 years ago)
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try harder next time,
Posted: at 24-10-2010 06:45 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 24-10-2010 07:11 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: steph85 on 24-10-2010 06:44 PM
Am I suppose 2 laugh
i no say u dey cry so make u no laugh

Posted: at 24-10-2010 07:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- doeying at 24-10-2010 07:13 PM (11 years ago)
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nycc
Posted: at 24-10-2010 07:13 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 25-10-2010 01:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: steph85 on 24-10-2010 06:44 PM
Am I suppose 2 laugh
d joke make me vex self...
Posted: at 25-10-2010 01:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 25-10-2010 04:15 AM (11 years ago)
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good joke.
Posted: at 25-10-2010 04:15 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Donabd at 25-10-2010 10:23 AM (11 years ago)
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i used to laugh at this kain joke
Posted: at 25-10-2010 10:23 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ejikalex at 25-10-2010 10:43 AM (11 years ago)
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Is a gud story bt not funny enough to cause lafter
Posted: at 25-10-2010 10:43 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 25-10-2010 10:47 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: nanny on 24-10-2010 09:00 AM
An elderly Chinese couple was lying in bed.
"You used to hold my hands when we were in bed." said his wife.
Grudgingly the man held her hands for a few seconds.

"You used to kiss me good night before we slept." said the woman.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and turned away onto his side.

"You used to bite my ears before we made love." said the woman.
He jumped out of bed and walked towards the door.
"Where are you going?"
"To get my teeth."
         By Mark Lui  Undecided

Gud one
Posted: at 25-10-2010 10:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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