CHURCHES NAME IN NAIJAAAAA

Names of churches
 
Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba. This caught my attention most.
 
Laff don wound me ooooooo.
   
While browsing through NL recently I saw a thread discussing really queer & hilarious names of some (real) new generation churches here in Nigeria. I've reproduced some of them here for your ponderment
 
Here goes::.
 
·         Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
 
·         God's Mennonite Church
 
·         Guided Missiles Church
 

 
·         JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
 
·         Healing Has Begun Ministry
 
·         God's Own Ministry
 
·         The True Assemblies of God Church (don't want to think of what this implies of the other Assemblies of god we know)
 
·         Jehova Sharp Sharp (Festac)
 
·         Huricane Miracle Ministry
 
·         Healing Tsunami Ministry
 
·         Satan in Trouble Ministry
 
·         Fire for Fire Ministry
 
·         FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
 
·         Run For Your Life Ministry === my favorite!

Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
 
·         The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
 
·         Jesus Heal Ministry
 
·         Face to face ministry
 
·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
 
·         Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
 
·         By fire By Fire Ministry
 
·         HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
 
·         David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
 
·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
 
·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
 
·         OPM - Other people's money (PH)
 
·         God in action ministries
 
·         Moving mountain gospel church
 
·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
 
·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
 
·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The pastor's maiden crusade was titled: "Your Money is Looking For You"
 
·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
 
·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
 
·         JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY (Benin) === for those of you who don't get the meaning, replace the word bleep in this one with the err... the "F" word
 
·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
 
·         Accredited Church of God
 
·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba === (Igbo man no dey carry last!)
 
·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
 
·         Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
 
·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

And here's the sign for Laboratory Church of God
 
·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
 
·         God is Real Ministry.
Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
 
·         Fire burn ministries
 
·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
 
·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
 
·         Old time religion ministry
 
·         Strong Hand of God ministry
 
·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
 
·         Trigger happy ministry.
Motto- always firing the devil
 
·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
 
·         Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
 
·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
 
·         Perfect Christianity Ministry
 
·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries
  hahahahahahahahaha wonders shall never END woo!

Posted: at 25-10-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Whateva....Passing jor!!

Posted: at 25-10-2010 03:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

4 D SAKE OF DOS HU MISS IT....PASS IF U KNW IT...

Posted: at 25-10-2010 03:49 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

next page pls.......................................................

Posted: at 25-10-2010 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

Bodeniyi Madness Ministry (AKA. St Bottles Cathedral Church of Virgins) - Worship with us every monday at De-Joint Pub and Grill.

Posted: at 25-10-2010 04:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

You're welcome in the name of Chivas man, amateur drinkers are advised to stay out of the church auditorium though, but if you're sure of yourself.. why not, you being the friend of the founder, I guarantee your eyes blind to see the virgins.

Posted: at 25-10-2010 11:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

in that case i go come but my own CD.

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Posted: at 26-10-2010 12:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero