SPANISH LESSON

Date: 29-10-2010 7:26 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Divine Stephen
- at 29-10-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago)
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
 
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('elcomputador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Send this to all thesmart women you know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.

 

 


Posted: at 29-10-2010 07:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Selu at 29-10-2010 07:40 PM (13 years ago)
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U try
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- just2sexy at 29-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 29-10-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 29-10-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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- Riverniger1 at 29-10-2010 08:59 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked

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- federico at 30-10-2010 03:24 AM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
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- terryworld at 30-10-2010 06:29 AM (13 years ago)
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- Arabmoney2 at 30-10-2010 07:57 AM (13 years ago)
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u no try anything

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- omotoyosolabisi at 30-10-2010 11:47 AM (13 years ago)
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phyuk b4
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- kooljayjay at 30-10-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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- AskGod at 1-11-2010 04:42 AM (13 years ago)
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- bodeniyi at 1-11-2010 10:44 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4
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- Skypon2002 at 1-11-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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