HOW TO GET A MAN.

Date: 22-10-2008 10:44 pm (15 years ago) | Author: habzee
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- at 22-10-2008 10:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods 'cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that gonna help you get a man."

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Posted: at 22-10-2008 10:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- 9jababe4lyfe at 23-10-2008 01:21 AM (15 years ago)
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gud one..lol...funny joke Grin
Posted: at 23-10-2008 01:21 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- habzee at 23-10-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago)
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r u sure..
Posted: at 23-10-2008 09:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 24-10-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago)
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bros dis na 9ja joke abi na oyibo own? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-10-2008 11:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 24-10-2008 10:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Joke na Joke..As far say my naija people dey find am funny.
Posted: at 24-10-2008 10:18 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 25-10-2008 09:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 24-10-2008 10:18 PM
Joke na Joke..As far say my naija people dey find am funny.
no offense meant, but e be like oyibo joke sha. anyway since you say joke na joke , i no get choose ( sorry i mean choice) than to laff Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-10-2008 09:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 25-10-2008 10:13 PM (15 years ago)
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I no really take am as u think,na only 2make u understand.Sorry if it offended u...
Posted: at 25-10-2008 10:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 26-10-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 25-10-2008 10:13 PM
I no really take am as u think,na only 2make u understand.Sorry if it offended u...
ah no oh bros how? u no fit offended me na. it's all part of the conversation. i am not offended!
Posted: at 26-10-2008 03:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dexter12 at 26-10-2008 09:31 PM (15 years ago)
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o boy u too much
Posted: at 26-10-2008 09:31 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- habzee at 26-10-2008 10:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Dexter,upon which level.
Posted: at 26-10-2008 10:20 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- habzee at 26-10-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezimero,Nice mentality.
Posted: at 26-10-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 27-10-2008 09:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: habzee on 26-10-2008 10:21 PM
Rezimero,Nice mentality.
thanx bros
Posted: at 27-10-2008 09:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 27-10-2008 12:40 PM (15 years ago)
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dosent mata if its 9ja or oyibo as far as we can laugh
Posted: at 27-10-2008 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- habzee at 27-10-2008 10:29 PM (15 years ago)
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Thanks 4d compliment.hacangel26.Dont worry,very soon i'll get u another funny crib.
Posted: at 27-10-2008 10:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 28-10-2008 04:52 PM (15 years ago)
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guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
Posted: at 28-10-2008 04:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-10-2008 05:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 28-10-2008 04:52 PM
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 28-10-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 28-10-2008 05:30 PM
Quote from: segxi on 28-10-2008 04:52 PM
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side Grin Grin Grin

Hooters they ur dictionary?
ibo man wey do my dictionary forget put am there
Posted: at 28-10-2008 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 29-10-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Guyz,u too much oh,e be like say we go start another joke from una end.And also i think Hooters dey 4 Igbo,Yoruba or Hausa Dictionary....
Posted: at 29-10-2008 09:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 30-10-2008 05:54 PM (15 years ago)
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segxi na waa for u oh
Posted: at 30-10-2008 05:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 30-10-2008 11:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 28-10-2008 05:34 PM
Quote from: rezimero on 28-10-2008 05:30 PM
Quote from: segxi on 28-10-2008 04:52 PM
guy na dictionary I use take read this joke o
bros i dey your side Grin Grin Grin

Hooters they ur dictionary?
ibo man wey do my dictionary forget put am there
dem just put am, buy the latest pirated copy u go see am
Posted: at 30-10-2008 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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