God Vs Adam

Date: 02-11-2010 11:00 am (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 2-11-2010 11:00 AM (13 years ago)
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 One beautiful afternoon in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”

“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.

“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals. I appreciate all that you have given me, but I’m just not happy”, Adam answers.

“Why is that, Adam”, God asks.

“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I have no one special to share it with and I’m lonely”, Adam explained to God.

“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a woman for you”, God told him.

Perplexed, Adam asked, “What’s a woman, Lord?”

God replies, “This woman will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth.. She will cook and clean for you and do everything that you ask without ever complaining. She will provide every segxwal need and fantasy you will ever think of and meet all of your segxwal needs. She will bear your children and raise them without complaints. This woman will be the perfect companion for you.”

“Wow! That sounds great,” exclaimed Adam. “Where is she?”

“Not so fast,” said the Lord. “A woman this fantastic is going to cost you.”

“How much”, asked Adam.

“An arm and leg”, God replied.

Adam thought about this for a moment, then replied, “What can I get for a rib?”

The rest is history.

Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 2-11-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-11-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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na wa for bible study..
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago)
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ok,,.. you try..
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:10 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-11-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago)
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as in?
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:22 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 2-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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Instead of getting a nice woman for the sacrifice of arm & leg, him strike deal with just any woman for a rib now.. na the joke be that.. na why wife mean - with idiot for ever
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kandybillion at 2-11-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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That mean say you dey go church small, abi?
Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 2-11-2010 11:42 PM (13 years ago)
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confused

Posted: at 2-11-2010 11:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 3-11-2010 06:57 AM (13 years ago)
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sunday skool

Posted: at 3-11-2010 06:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 3-11-2010 07:29 AM (13 years ago)
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wetin u learn

Posted: at 3-11-2010 07:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- adejuwon at 3-11-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here 
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 3-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Selu at 3-11-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: adejuwon on  3-11-2010 12:41 PM
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here 

This a joke Fake jesu
Posted: at 3-11-2010 03:17 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- qunodinga at 3-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Selu on  3-11-2010 03:17 PM
Quote from: adejuwon on  3-11-2010 12:41 PM
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here 

This a joke Fake jesu

lol


poster, you are coming up!
Posted: at 3-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Selu at 3-11-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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I prefer this yeye woman to losing an arm or leg.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onemind at 4-11-2010 04:17 AM (13 years ago)
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well friend, those expensive joke are not to be told about the living bible
Posted: at 4-11-2010 04:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Arabmoney2 at 4-11-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Selu on  3-11-2010 03:17 PM
Quote from: adejuwon on  3-11-2010 12:41 PM
Ruuuuuuuuuuubbish point of correction Adam did not ask for wife God observed that he will need one so that why he gave him one,so don't come and tell us nonsense here 

This a joke Fake jesu
i no talk o say j**us fake b4 i go see my self in hell

Posted: at 4-11-2010 04:51 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-11-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Arab,u dey fear hell?

Posted: at 4-11-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 4-11-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago)
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u try small..

Posted: at 4-11-2010 11:43 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 4-11-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Make i just.................

Posted: at 4-11-2010 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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