WAKI AND DIE (Chop Chop)

Date: 10-11-2010 11:17 am (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 10-11-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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A friend invited me to her church that they were having a special programme in their church and that there were going to be lots of food to eat for everyone which i was very happy cos i like food a lot, infact i took Jedi and Andrew lever salt cos i really meant business and was planning to take nothing less than five plates but unfortunately for me i got to the church to confirm that they were having a deliverance service and not party
she offered me a front seat since i was a guest and i was feeling important not aware of the disgrace i was going to cause myself
so when the pastor started preaching going up and down, i started feeling uncomfortable becos of the pills i already used for the preparation of the food i wanted to eat
i was feeling like purging and i wanted to go out but the ushers said This is a deliverance service no going out i went back and i was trying to caution myself though i was uncomfortable

the pastor noted and he said "yes there is a demon in this sister " i was very surprised but i couldn't talk and was looking at the pastor. he asked me to stand up but the feaces was about to come out from my yanch so i was try to hold my bombom so i wont cause a mess in the church but the pastor was very troublesome and said again pointing to my bombom "yes the demon is hiding there i command you in the name of Jesus to come out " and he layed his hands on my bombom then the feaces rushed out with speed that everybody in the church shouted haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i was very embarrassed and the Pastor was also short of words. i left the church in anger and learnt my lessons  Grin Grin Grin Grin
see the thing wey food cause

Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 10-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago)
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u s.h.i.t. for chruch..use bible clean yanch..
Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-11-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehehheeeee.
this one na polluting the house of God ooo...
Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:40 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-11-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago)
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nawa
Posted: at 10-11-2010 11:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 10-11-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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no be Pastor Cause am
Wey thing say na demon dey my Yanch
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-11-2010 12:30 PM (13 years ago)
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make i see your yanch first...
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 10-11-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Oya come see am
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 10-11-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago)
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post am now...
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 10-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 10-11-2010 12:54 PM
post am now...
yes
Posted: at 10-11-2010 01:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 10-11-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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the shit dey smell sef
Posted: at 10-11-2010 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 10-11-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahaahaha
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-11-2010 02:36 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahha .... u need to go for sanctuary cleansing .. .. u   
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ibadanoyo at 10-11-2010 02:45 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 10-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha.u shit 4 church,u don invite rat of God sorry wrath of God upon ur life oo
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 10-11-2010 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 10-11-2010 02:36 PM
hahahahahahahha .... u need to go for sanctuary cleansing .. .. u   
lol Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chimikinnocent at 10-11-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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ma so
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Kristiantus at 10-11-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 10-11-2010 01:39 PM
the shit dey smell sef

heheheheheheeeeeee. Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 10-11-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 10-11-2010 01:39 PM
the shit dey smell sef


Toyosi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u don come again
se na bluetooth nose i dey use wey he dey make am smell
Quote from: terryworld on 10-11-2010 02:47 PM
hahahaha.u shit 4 church,u don invite rat of God sorry wrath of God upon ur life oo

no be my life
na the Pastor Life cos na jeje i sit down wey pastor won romance my bombom all in the name of one kin deliverance
Posted: at 10-11-2010 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-11-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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u sure?
Posted: at 10-11-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 10-11-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago)
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yes nah i dey very sure
Posted: at 10-11-2010 03:41 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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