while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
approached me and,
Question: What would you like to have, fruit
juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino,
frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea,
bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green
tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it, black or
white?
Answer: White.
Question : Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer; With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner
cow?
Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give
me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or
distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer( lapsing into Naija speak!): Abeg, I
think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala
be dis.
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from MTN
Have u any such encounter?
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