A man went into a chemist and asked for some rat poison. "I'm sorry, we don't stock it,'said the assistant. "Why not try Boots?' 'I want to poison them, not kick them to death,' replied the man.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Kristiantus at 11-11-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) (m)
your mumu no get part 2 oo...
Posted: at 11-11-2010 12:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
logosmama at 11-11-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Oga Ter......ry take an easy, man don see una reaction, one man's meat na another man's poison, make u take dis wipe ur wry face. 'A nurse come asked one lady who just born triplet. "Ma, which name u want give dis pikin them? 'She reply, Tommy, Titi and Tat, cos I get no tit for Tat.
Posted: at 11-11-2010 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
Kristiantus at 11-11-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: logosmama on 11-11-2010 12:56 PM
Oga Ter......ry take an easy, man don see una reaction, one man's meat na another man's poison, make u take dis wipe ur wry face. 'A nurse come asked one lady who just born triplet. "Ma, which name u want give dis pikin them? 'She reply, Tommy, Titi and Tat, cos I get no tit for Tat.
you still dey talk abi..
Posted: at 11-11-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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